The Iraq War. The Financial Crisis. Afghanistan. Terrorist attacks. Nukes. This is the world that Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States, must navigate. But we’re optimistic. God – are we ever. As Canadians, there is much to worry about between decreased trade and increased U.S. protectionist policy. But, speaking as a citizen of the world, hallelujah! – a true leader has emerged. For the first time ever, I actually feel connected to an elected politician. But I do go on… Obama’s presidential inauguration wasn’t the only thing that happened during January. And if you keep reading, you’ll find out about the funny and odd bits of news that happened during the month-that-was. But before that, just let me finish my yay-Obama rant by acknowledging that he is but human and wading forehead-high in execrable waters, but hoo-doggies, how he makes me want to believe.
Even Flow (sorry!) – When you gotta go, you gotta go. But if you have an inflammatory gastrointestinal disorder, like Crohn’s Disease, you seriously have to go. Mike McCready, lead guitarist for Pearl Jam and sufferer of Crohn’s, has approached Washington lawmakers to mandate legislation to enable Crohn’s and related disorder sufferers to have emergency access to businesses’ private restrooms. McCready has testified to state lawmakers that he’s been hit by the urge at the most inopportune moments – like say, playing a solo in front of 20,000 concert-goers.
If At First You Don’t Succeed, Sue – After applying 15 times to be a bikini-clad hostess at the Hawaiian Tropic Zone bar and restaurant in NYC, a disgruntled Melanie Morales is suing for discrimination.
Go Windsor! – The law school at the University of Windsor has announced its launch of a program to provide government, public interest organizations, and community groups with advice about police oversight and racial profiling. The program is designed to enhance police accountability and reduce racial profiling, and is the first of its kind in Canada. Well done, Windsor!
Now This is Dedication – A mail carrier in Pennsylvania, realizing that his mail truck is on fire, calls 911 and then dashes in and grabs all the mail before the vehicle becomes engulfed in flames.
FYI (Just ‘cause) – Yeah, so it’s not important, but in the event that you’re curious: Sarah Palin’s famed $180K wardrobe sits in garbage bags at RNC headquarters and hasn’t been doled out to charity as promised.
Mmmm….Squirrel – Leave it to those nutty Brits to create squirrel-flavoured chips, or “crisps” as they call them. The ‘saveur de rodent’ in snack form is the result of an exotic potato chip flavour contest. Other contenders include chili & chocolate, as well as crispy duck & hoisin.
The Watercooler is a monthly feature written by Ottawa lawyer AAK!