High crimes in office fashion

What not to wear, so you don't look like them

By Todd Harrison

On Thursday April 8th, 2010


photo by Jeff GauthierOkay, so maybe your wardrobe choices have not always been stellar. Perhaps you wore some cheap, garish earrings to work once because they were a gift from someone who would know if you never took them out of the box. It could be that you have a strange addiction to dumb ties.

Don’t worry; you’re normal. In fact, compared to the guys in this slideshow on the Esquire website, titled “What Not to Wear to Work: An Awkwardly Illustrated Guide,” you’re pretty much a fashion icon.

Photo by Jeff Gauthier